I Meet My Future Self
I was cursing at my printer when Shazzam! someone looking a lot like myself and dressed pretty much the same materialized to my left. “What ho,” I said, “you look like me. Am I […]
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Biryani and Fun Things About Pakistan
Pakistani Entree BIRYANI INGREDIENTS 2 medium onions 1 pound lamb or chicken 2 green chiles 1 garlic clove ¾” ginger root 1 large tomato 3 cardamom seeds 3 cloves 1½” cinnamon stick ¾ teaspoon garam masala […]
Unicorn Bites #511
4-year-old: What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door? Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific? 4: No reason. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 27, 2014 4-year-old: Give me […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive the nonsensical ramblings of Clint Eastwood. Personally, I thought his RNC speech was an excellent example of the GOP. A past co-star, Clyde the orangutan from Every Which Way But Loose refused comment stating […]