Posts Tagged ‘ sonic obliterator ’

Pabellón Criollo and the Real Discovery of America

July 27, 2018
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Venezuelan Entree PABELLÓN CRIOLLO INGREDIENTS – PULLED MEAT 3 garlic cloves (2 more cloves later) 1 medium onion 1 tomato 2 pounds flank steak 1 bay leaf ¼ teaspoon cumin (¼ teaspoon more later) 1…

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Potica (Nut Roll) And Law Enforcement

August 9, 2017
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Slovenian Dessert POTICA (Nut Roll) INGREDIENTS – YEAST ¼ cup warm milk (1 more cup later) 2 tablespoons yeast 4 teaspoons sugar (¾ more cup later) INGREDIENTS – DOUGH ½ cup butter (6 more tablespoons…

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Read This Recipe! It Will Save Your Life

April 23, 2016
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Greek Appetizer SPANAKOPITA INGREDIENTS 8 green onions 2 medium brown onions 2 pounds fresh spinach ½ cup butter (½ cup more later) ½ cup olive oil 3 eggs 1 pound feta cheese 2½ tablespoons dill…

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The Travel Grouch’s Guide To Not Sucky Vacationing

December 1, 2015
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Dear Travel Grouch, Vacationing is getting less and less pleasant every year. While I used to be able to peacefully admire the scenery, now I can’t even get to the scenic point because of hordes…

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Easy Beef Pho and the Rise of Dr. Seuss

March 13, 2015
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Easy Beef Pho and the Rise of Dr. Seuss

Vietnamese Soup EASY BEEF PHO INGREDIENTS 2 cups beef pho broth 12 ounces rice noodles 8 ounces thinly sliced sirloin 4 ounces deli-sliced roast beef ½ cup fresh basil 5 green onion stalks 1 or…

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Colombo Powder and Treating Elephant Astronauts Nicely

February 20, 2015
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Colombo Powder and Treating Elephant Astronauts Nicely

French Guianese Appetizer COLOMBO POWDER INGREDIENTS ¾ teaspoon cloves 3½ tablespoons coriander seeds 3½ tablespoons cumin seeds ½ teaspoon fennel seeds 1 tablespoon fenugreek seeds 1½ tablespoons black, brown, or yellow mustard seeds 1 tablespoon…

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Bad Artist #21, Driving

December 16, 2014
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Bad Artist #21, Driving

DRIVING HAIKU #1 Dodge City Block I got to the stop sign first. Please do not kill me.   DRIVING HAIKU #2 You have a big car. I’ve a sonic obliterator. You will yield to…

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Bad Artist #15, Supermarkets

November 15, 2014
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Bad Artist #15, Supermarkets

SUPERMARKET HAIKU #1 Blocking the aisle. Have you taken up residence? Please make up your mind.   SUPERMARKET HAIKU #2 Blocking the aisle. Hey, are you memorizing The ingredients?   – Paul R. De Lancey,…

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Kazakhstani Dumplings and the Importance of Being Stan

July 15, 2014
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Kazakhstani Dumplings and the Importance of Being Stan

Kazakhstani Entree MANTIS INGREDIENTS – FILLING 1 pound ground lamb, ground beef, or combination 1 onion ½ teaspoon pepper ½ teaspoon salt INGREDIENTS – DOUGH up to 4 cups flour (plus two more tablespoons later)…

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Angolan Chicken Stew, Okraphobia, and Neat Future Inventions

June 17, 2014
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Angolan Chicken Stew, Okraphobia, and Neat Future Inventions

Angolan Entree CHICKEN STEW (muamba de galinha) INGREDIENTS 3 pounds boneless chicken (Probably separate parts. If you can find a farm that raises organic boneless chickens, go for it.) 1 Scotch bonnet, habañero, or red…

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