At My Age I Should … Um …
It must have been a boring day today, because I found myself reading this on the website of The Gothamist. My brain immediately seized on possibilities. I am NOT the type of person who acts […]
Tag: tattoos
Read This Recipe! It Will Save Your Life
Greek Appetizer SPANAKOPITA INGREDIENTS 8 green onions 2 medium brown onions 2 pounds fresh spinach ½ cup butter (½ cup more later) ½ cup olive oil 3 eggs 1 pound feta cheese 2½ tablespoons dill […]
Cross my Heart and Hope to Die, Stick a Needle in my Eye? Ick.
A new trend is hitting the “ink” circuit: Eyeball tattooing. Feel free to cringe at the thought of someone sticking a needle in your eye to make your eyeball blood red, black, blue or whatever. […]
Unicorn Bites 5/11/14
3-year-old: MY FINGERS ARE TURNING INTO OLD PEOPLE! I left her in the bathtub too long. Childhood is terrifying. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 12, 2014 “I want a man who loves me for my […]
Tattoo You: Let’s Think About It
I love a kid with a tattoo. Everywhere I see young darlings in fully inked sleeves hanging out in malls or at local stop and robs. I wonder how their designs will play out […]
Trendy, Trendy Culver City
One current jewel of the great Southern California Basin is trendy, trendy Culver City, located near the Eastern border checkpoints blocking the way into the desirable West Side. If you bypass Checkpoint Charlie, and sneak […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
1) Never stick a pencil up your nose. Lead doesn’t smell good. Neither do rubber erasers. 2) Do not wear flip-flops in a snowstorm. One of them will come off and blow away. You will […]
Unicorn Bites 2/1/14
My 3-year-old saw a picture of an orangutan and asked if it was a wookie. She lives in a world where Chewbacca is real. Childhood is awesome — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 2, 2014 Women […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please find it in your heart to forgive me for my bad behavior. When my brother’s obnoxious girlfriend bragged about how beautiful her new Celtic tattoo was I couldn’t resist telling her it […]