Unicorn Bites 5/11/14

3-year-old: MY FINGERS ARE TURNING INTO OLD PEOPLE! I left her in the bathtub too long. Childhood is terrifying. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 12, 2014 “I want a man who loves me for my […]

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Unicorn Bites 11/25/13

My 3-year-old wiped out twice in her princess costume's high heels but kept wearing them because they’re pretty. She’s officially a woman. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 25, 2013 My phone hasn’t been […]

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Love Messages To My Husband….Sort Of

My husband never listens to voicemails from me.  I find this strange because if I got voicemail from me, I would listen immediately. In fact, I might actually ignore the call from me just so […]

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