Unicorn Bites 5/8/14
Priest: Do you take her until death do you part? Me: Unless she poops with the door open Priest: Me Priest: Me: Priest: Well obviously — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2014 Me: You look […]
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Unicorn Bites 11/25/13
My 3-year-old wiped out twice in her princess costume's high heels but kept wearing them because they’re pretty. She’s officially a woman. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 25, 2013 My phone hasn’t been […]