Utilizing the forgotten Book Of The Future that was left behind by the great clairvoyant Edgar Cayce when he passed into the Great Beyond we have been able to take a peak of what awaits we mere mortals as Donald Trump, legendary Despot of the Republican Party and the head of the first American Cartel Family and Crime Machine as he attains his third term as President of America.
His future actions to Make America Great Again in his third run as the Head Honcho Of All Honchos by demolishing it totally include:
A- Making slavery legal again with slaves to fall into the following categories:
Black race to return to their roles of doing all the heavy work without pay and receiving in return only housing, clothing and food. They will not be allowed to use money, go to school or to hold any governmental positions.
Brown race to be only used for preparing food stuffs for the upper classes and doing manual labor that requires some degree of basic schooling.
Yellow races- to do some form of culinary work and low level governmental and supervisory work in professions that require some form of ‘higher education’
Red races- to shut up and go back to their reservations and stay there. If we need you for anything we will call you, especially if there is a new war going on.
White race- to act superior and cover all the advanced positions in our society and to run things. And to own most of the money, property and businesses.
Women will be used only for baby making and home oriented work and some forms of prostitution. They will always be under the supervision of men and must consider them to be their superiors. They will be allowed a certain amount of money, but not much.
The white race will be considered the superior race that the government under our Glorious Leader Donald Trump shall offer proof thereof and promote it as well.
B- A wall shall be built around the ENTIRE United States including the ocean fronts to protect us from the continuous onslaught from the brown race below us..
No one will be allowed to enter or leave the US without permission from Trump’s government or family Cartel. There shall be no more Visas issued except to certified right wing workers, the very wealthy and white people unless we have a shortage of other racial workers in which case we will let in just what we need from other races depending on the type of work it is and how profitable it is..
C- The name of the United States will be changed to Donaldland (not to be confused with Disneyland although that would be understandable) and WILL be accepted by everyone whether they like it or not. All states shall be dissolved and we will truly become one nation under Trump whether they like it or not. The only religion will be Christianity under the First Church of the Glorious Donald Trump which will be the only church allowed in the country. And EVERYONE WILL ATTEND ON SUNDAY (whether they like it or not……)
D- All media containing mention of the now unspeakable name of the Jeffery Epstein files shall be destroyed and the words Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell shall never be printed, mentioned on social media, television, movies radio or literature again under punishment of prison, eviction from the United States, or even death. Jeffery Epstein was an upstanding billionaire who aided a lot of young women to new careers and his name, just like Jesus’s, shall not be taken in vain. He died heroically in prison and shall be remembered for being a generous man who took care of his friends. Any derisive mentioning of his name shall be met with imprisonment and suffering.
E- Ghislaine Maxwell has been released from her debilitating and unjust imprisonment and now serves as my new spokeswoman after Karoline Leavitt went nuts and ran screaming down the street “I can’t take this any more! He is as cuckoo as Cocoa Puffs!” and is now wearing a straight jacket to keep her warm in a closed off portion of highly crazed Riker’s Island.
F- All 1,600 so-called rioters at the January 6th celebration of Right Wing freedoms are now proud, American patriots working for ICE to further rid America of all other nationalities and races except for those we need as slave labor to keep the wheels of enterprise greased to perfection.
G- Trump has outlawed the entire Democratic Party as being traitors and exiled them to Guantanamo for the duration of their lives. All non-Republican Parties are now considered illegal and banned from all halls of the U.S. government.
H- All protesting is banned and anyone caught doing so will be expelled from the U.S. for being a traitor no matter what their cause is (Exceptions will be made for those protesting against Democratic wrongs committed before they were banned that hurt the feelings of President For Life Trump and his underlings. They would be eligible for funding with what little is left in the Treasury after paying for President Trump’s improvements upon the District of Washington D.C.)
I- All married Caucasian women are required to produce for our Great Country at least 5 children to secure the future of our great, white country. All other races are FORBIDDEN to have more than two children. We can’t let ourselves get overridden now!
J- Trumpland has officially retired from the roster of NATO nations and they will be considered an enemy of the United States and a threat to our no wonderful relationship with Vladimir Putin’s Russia and Kim Jong Un’s North Korea. We will be increasing our trade with them and procuring shoddily made winter clothing from the former Soviet Union and second class food stuffs from North Korea that even the people there would not eat. In return we will be sending our new allies in the East our computers, food stuffs and national secrets.
From hereon we will regard Europeans, Canada and all countries south of the border to be our enemies (a caveat on this is that we will still be polite with the Central and South Americans because we are more reliant on their foods since our farming has gone to hell and we would starve to death were it not for them.). Canada will also become our friend as a 51st state. If they decide not to, we will give them no chance to get out of it by nuking Toronto. Canadians are smart- they will get the hint…….
Mexico too will be offered the chance, but only if their President, Claudia Scheinbaum, steps down and goes back to being a housewife. A woman President for a state right next to the United States? No way in hell………