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Sometimes You’re Just a Foot From Trouble

March 12, 2019
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All I wanted to do was pee. When you get to be middle aged, that kind of thing can become very important. Some people wake up at night thinking, “Did I leave the oven on?”…

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Pulling The Horse Muscle, or Break In the Saddle Again

November 12, 2018
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“Would you like to go on a trail ride?” my wife asked in August. (Yeah, I know. It’s taken me this long to recover from the emotional trauma enough to write about it.) Do you…

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Surviving The Fire, But Not the Move

January 28, 2018
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My wife and I, through no fault of our own, had to fill our SUV with boxes this weekend and take them to our house. (The boxes were full–otherwise, what would be the point?) Okay,…

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Purple Pain

May 1, 2017
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I pictured myself venturing out in public with a red and swollen face, so I waited until I had two days with nothing planned. Finally, the time was right. I pulled the cup of wax…

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Read This Recipe! It Will Save Your Life

April 23, 2016
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Greek Appetizer SPANAKOPITA INGREDIENTS 8 green onions 2 medium brown onions 2 pounds fresh spinach ½ cup butter (½ cup more later) ½ cup olive oil 3 eggs 1 pound feta cheese 2½ tablespoons dill…

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Your pain lesson for the day

October 8, 2015
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I proved I was over my sinus infection yesterday by going out and doing four hours of yard work. Even better, I have a brand new hedge trimmer that’s tiny and lightweight, so I could…

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Sympathy For The Elbow

April 30, 2014
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Sympathy For The Elbow

SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK   I’ve been seen recently with my arm in a sling, and whenever asked I just explained it was for sympathy. My wife put a stop to that when she realized…

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Unicorn Bites 12/18/13

December 18, 2013
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Whenever I see a sign that says, “300 days without an accident,” I don’t feel safe. I just wonder what the hell happened 300 days ago. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 18, 2013 Sorry, vegans,…

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YOU’RE PUTTING WHAT . . . WHERE?

September 12, 2013
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     I have had low back issues for years and thankfully through Chiropractic care I have maintained this annoyance until just recently.  However, all good things seem to come to an end sometime.  My sometime…

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An Asterisk to Dave Barry’s Colonoscopy Essay

January 8, 2013
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, only this time while sober.  I want to be Dave Barry—without the man parts.  As a new writer, I kept hearing over and over in my…

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