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Bad Advice Friday +1, 5-06-17

May 6, 2017
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Oh my gosh. There was a Friday this week. So, I shall once more be dispensing bad advice As usual, the advice will stupendously bad. Sorry, it’s a day late. I was whooping it up…

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Bad Advice Friday, 4-28-17

April 29, 2017
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Oh my gosh. It’s Friday. So, I shall once more be dispensing bad advice As usual, the advice will stupendously bad. You know it will be so as I had overwritten the file with my…

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Bad Advice Friday, 4-14-17

April 14, 2017
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Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. PD asks: How do I get the cat to emulate a dog? He never meows…

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The Fart Primer

September 16, 2016
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Our schools teach us how to solve quadratic equations. Our schools teach us how to compose essays on 19th-century English literature. They do not teach real-life survival skills. Specifically, they do not point out what…

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Beans and Rice and How Carroty Omissions Caused The American Revolution

April 16, 2016
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Cuban Entree MOROS Y CRISTIANOS (beans and rice) INGREDIENTS 12 ounces dry black beans 2½ cups long white rice 5 cups chicken stock 1 green bell pepper 3 garlic cloves 1 medium onion 2½ tablespoons…

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Chicken Piccata and the Escargot Express

November 21, 2015
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Italian Entree CHICKEN PICCATA INGREDIENTS 4 (6 ounce) chicken breasts 3 tablespoons flour ⅛ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt ¼ cup butter 2 tablespoons olive oil 2 table spoons chicken broth ¼ cup white wine…

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How I Will Save The World From Bigass Comets And War

July 7, 2015
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How I Will Save The World From Bigass Comets And War

If you’re like me, the thought of three-mile-wide comet striking the Earth terrifies you. I mean the last time we got hit by one, woowee, things were bad! We’re talking mass extinction with exclamation points…

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Super Duper Student Bloopers

March 11, 2015
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Super Duper Student Bloopers

I collected all of the following sentences and items from students in my college English composition courses over a 30-year teaching career. Most of the humor comes from sound-alike word confusions, typos, or misspellings. Our…

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Pork Colombo and How to Conquer the World

February 21, 2015
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Pork Colombo and How to Conquer the World

French Guianese Entree PORK COLOMBO INGREDIENTS 1½ pounds pork loins 2 garlic cloves 1 onion 1 tomato 3 tablespoons Colombo powder (See above recipe.) 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 2 cups chicken or vegetable stock 2…

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Unicorn Bites #588

January 19, 2015
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Languages my wife speaks fluently: 1) English 2) silent treatments 3) disappointed sighs — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2015 I just realized the year 2000 was 15 years ago. Excuse me while I pull…

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