Billions of years* ago the first viruses appeared on Earth. (The very first one called herself, “Frieda.”) Hundreds of millions of years* ago, the first critters made their way on to land to dry off. […]
Me: You can’t eat Hershey’s Kisses for breakfast. 4-year-old: But I put them in a cereal bowl. Me: 4: Me: You win this round. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2014 [in the grocery store] […]
Swedish Entree SAILOR’S BEEF (sjömansbiff) INGREDIENTS 1¼ pounds round steak (½” thick or 8 slices) 2 yellow onions 1½ pounds brown potatoes 1½ tablespoons butter (1½ tablespoons more later) ½ teaspoon pepper ¾ teaspoon salt […]
My 1-year-old thinks her name is “Go watch TV,” so, yes, I’d say I’m a good parent. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 28, 2014 Me: That milk came from a cow. 3-year-old: What animal did […]
A man in Brazil died after a cow fell on him. Turns out all those health nuts are right. Too much red meat really can kill you.