My New Year’s Resolutions
Resolution #22 I, like many of you, endeavor to become a better person for the next year. How do we do this? By making new year’s resolutions. And keeping them. “I’ve never strayed from all […]
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Unicorn Bites #582
Me: You can’t eat Hershey’s Kisses for breakfast. 4-year-old: But I put them in a cereal bowl. Me: 4: Me: You win this round. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2014 [in the grocery store] […]
Sailor’s Beef and When Lice Picked Mayors
Swedish Entree SAILOR’S BEEF (sjömansbiff) INGREDIENTS 1¼ pounds round steak (½” thick or 8 slices) 2 yellow onions 1½ pounds brown potatoes 1½ tablespoons butter (1½ tablespoons more later) ½ teaspoon pepper ¾ teaspoon salt […]
Unicorn Bites 4/28/14
My 1-year-old thinks her name is “Go watch TV,” so, yes, I’d say I’m a good parent. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 28, 2014 Me: That milk came from a cow. 3-year-old: What animal did […]