Billions of years* ago the first viruses appeared on Earth. (The very first one called herself, “Frieda.”) Hundreds of millions of years* ago, the first critters made their way on to land to dry off. 3.2 million years back, Lucy of Olduvai Gorge celebrated the very first sweet sixteen party for young girls. Sure, we’ve all evolved considerably since, but what has remained constant all that time? What does your DNA have in common with that of Frieda the Virus?
Just two things. They’re shown below.
* = Within two weeks, precision has its limits.
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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I don’t take instruction from DNA.
Look, a bunny–
Okay, I see your point.