The Place to Take a Humor Break
My whole wheat bread did not rise yesterday. It was tasty. But it was not a tasty loaf of bread, it was a tasty brick. Gray clouds appeared in my kitchen. Those clouds, however, had […]
American Dessert . STRAWBERRY COBBLER . INGREDIENTS . 1¾ fresh strawberries ½ cup sugar (½ cup more later) 1¾ teaspoons baking powder 1 cup flour 1 cup warm whole milk ⅜ teaspoon salt ½ cup […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary is as pleased to provide another installment, a new pair of words! The struggle is real. We’ve all had it happen to us. The bruises we sport testify to our ongoing […]
I really thought some of the lyrics the Beatles’ song, “Paperback Writer” went: And I thought so, who cares if his cleaning woman doesn’t understand him? As long as he pays her a fair wage […]
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com […]
Haikus are little three-line poems. The first lines has five syllables. The next line has seven, while the last lines reverts back to five. See the following traditional haiku. It evokes clumsiness, mess, iredeemable loss, […]
Mexican Entree TOASTED RICE-AND-BEAN BURRITO INGREDIENTS ¼ medium onion½ red bell pepper1 avocado¾ cup rice1½ cups water1 15-ounce cans pinto beans with jalapeno peppers1 7-ounce can diced tomatoes2 ounces Cotija cheese¼ cup sour cream¼ teaspoon […]
American Entree STEAK CHILI INGREDIENTS 1½ pounds steak1 jalapeno pepper1 yellow onion1 green bell pepper3 stalks green onion1 ripe red tomato4 garlic cloves1 tablespoon olive oil1 16 ounce can red kidney beans1 8 ounce can […]
Printer Oh printer! Oh printer! Pure Evil You putrid pile of pig pool.You use up ink. You jam.You send us into fits. All I want from a printer is for it to:Work.Work.Work. Yet it jams […]
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How much ground could a groundhog grind, if a groundhog could grind ground? How how much could a ground hog hog, if […]