Life changes as we get older. Things that once thrilled you, now leave you unmoved. The panty raids of your frat-house days exist only in memory. You find yourself wanting a slower, more self-indulgent pursuit.
If only there were a phrase more suited to the hungrier and sedater you.
And now there is:
TODAY’S AWESOME PHRASE
Pantry Raid
Awesome entry #53
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D.
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I like Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary.
After the day I have had, I want to end speech.
I will gladly put speech in the pantry and throw away the key so there will be no more pantry raids. Period.