Posts Tagged ‘ chocolate ’

Happy Easter!

April 21, 2019
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Miss NackawicChris Helgason is the illustrator behind The World According to Miss Nackawic. He grew up on a farm in Saskatchewan, spent 12 years in the army and now works as an aircraft maintenance engineer.…

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The Dog Ate My Homework

April 14, 2018
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Here in dispatch we got all sorts of goodies this year in honor of Public Safety Telecommunications Week, much of it in the form of food from various appreciative members of the public. I especially…

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Brownie Heart Attack

February 17, 2017
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For Valentines Day, Emily said she would make me some brownies. That’s about all I need in life, really. Well, and a cup of milk. But what she ended up making–shown here fresh out of…

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Bacon & Chocolate’s Concession Speech

November 13, 2016
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Dear Americans, The voters have spoken. Ms. Clinton won the majority of the vote. Mr. Trump won the majority of the electoral votes. He will be our nation’s next president. We wish him well and…

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Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Principles and Stuff

October 16, 2016
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  My fellow humans, What with the Cubs quite possibly heading to the World Series for the first time since 1945, news about Bacon & Chocolate Party has been crowded. People starved for a real…

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Support Taco Truck Tuesday

September 3, 2016
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Citizens of America, Marco Gutierrez says that if Donald Trump doesn’t win, there will be taco trucks on every corner. Whoa! That’s wonderful. That’s awesome! Tacos are the best food in the world. And we…

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I Challenge Donald Trump to Debate. His Campaign Asks for a Donation

July 29, 2016
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Voters of America, Recently,via Facebook, I again invited Mr. Trump, candidate for the Republican party, to engage me in open debate. He didn’t respond,  However, his people are flooding my internet connection with ads asking…

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Is Donald Trump Afraid to Debate Paul De Lancey? Contact him.

July 10, 2016
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Voters of America, A week ago,via Facebook, I cordially invited Mr. Trump, candidate for the Republican party, to engage me in open debate. So far, he has given no response, Is he afraid? I would…

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Answering Life’s Questions

July 5, 2016
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  Should I sock away money for retirement?  Should I stay on my diet?  Should I exercise? Should I take the vacation?  Should I buy the dream house? These are the questions I ask myself…

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Paul De Lancey Dares Donald Trump to Debate

July 3, 2016
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Mr. Donald Trump, I am challenging you to a debate. Your path to the White House is through me and the Bacon & Chocolate Party. Since this vibrant expression of democracy is my idea, the…

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