The Place to Take a Humor Break
Mexican Entree TOASTED RICE-AND-BEAN BURRITO INGREDIENTS ¼ medium onion½ red bell pepper1 avocado¾ cup rice1½ cups water1 15-ounce cans pinto beans with jalapeno peppers1 7-ounce can diced tomatoes2 ounces Cotija cheese¼ cup sour cream¼ teaspoon […]
A burrito of burrowing owls How in the world did someone come up with the idea of calling a flock of crows a murder of crows? Were they pickled to the gills? Why not call […]
Ugandan Breakfast ROLEX INGREDIENTS 1 green bell pepper ½ red onion 2 Roma tomatoes 9 eggs ½ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt 6 chapatis (See CHAPATI recipe) or flour tortillas 2 tablespoons vegetable oil (1 […]
I bought my kids an inflatable punching bag. My 1-year-old daughter stabbed it with a pen. She learned to fight on the streets. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 19, 2014 Not to brag, but I […]