Oman Chips Sandwich and Did You Find Everything?

Emirati Entree OMAN CHIPS SANDWICH INGREDIENTS 4 teaspoons cream cheese 1 sub roll, hot dog bun, or flat bread* 1 tablespoon chili sauce. 1 package Oman potato chips** 1 scrambled egg (optional) 1 cooked hot […]

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Pastrami Sandwiches and Impressionism

American Entree MATTHEW’S PASTRAMI SANDWICH INGREDIENTS 8 slices rye, crusty deli bread, or French rolls* ⅓ cup Russian dressing 1½ pounds sliced pastrami** 4 slice Swiss cheese 2 cups coleslaw SPECIAL UTENSIL*** aluminum foil * […]

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LLapingachos and Alga Phonics

Ecuadorian Entree LLAPINGACHOS (Potato Cheese Patties) INGREDIENTS – POTATOES ½ small white onion (½ small onion more later) 2½ pounds russet or brown potatoes 2 tablespoons vegetable oil (additional ¼ cup vegetable oil later) ½ […]

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The Fart Primer

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Our schools teach us how to solve quadratic equations. Our schools teach us how to compose essays on 19th-century English literature. They do not teach real-life survival skills. Specifically, they do not point out what […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics: Lever No. 8

If Hillary Clinton gets the Democratic Presidential nomination she should choose Mark Zuckerburg as her running mate.  She’d have unlimited social media and campaign exposure.  She wouldn’t need to rely on Wall Street funding  and […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 5

I thought the Democratic Presidential Debate’s audience was practicing yodeling skills when they echoed . . . ♫ Mark O’Malley Whooooooo? ♫

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 4

Democratic Candidate, Bernie Sanders would make an awesome college roommate.  He’d pay your tuition, solar panel your dorm room, and you’d never have to hide your “medicinal” marijuana stash.             […]

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Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics

Watching Republican and Democratic Presidential Debates is like watching the first inning of a minor league baseball game. Lots of foul balls, no home runs, and overcooked wieners.          

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Hasselback Potatoes and the Secret to Peace

Swedish Entree HASSELBACK POTATOES INGREDIENTS 10 tablespoons butter (5 tablespoons for casserole dish. 5 tablespoons to spoon over potatoes.) 10 small potatoes 1 teaspoon dill 1 teaspoon salt 6 tablespoons grated Våsterbotten or Parmesan cheese […]

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