How to Rule Any Country You Want
Emperor La Fong’s favorite castle It’s easy! Simply share this blog to a few people and you will be given absolute power over some tiny nation. But wait, there’s more. The size of your dominion […]
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Carl La Fong’s Cooking Mishap #1, Quesadilla
The sticker says, “Two tortillas.” I like to cook. So does my friend, Carl La Fong*. Although a really good cook, Carl occasionally makes mistakes. Sometimes they’re doozies. In the spirit of helping fledgling chefs, […]
Rice Noodles and String Theory
Malaysian Entree CHAR KWAY TEOW(Rice Noodle Stir Fry) INGREDIENTS ¾ pound flat rice noodles2 Chinese sausages3 ounces fish cake (optional)3 garlic cloves1 cup garlic chives*2 tablespoons dark soy sauce or soy sauce2 tablespoons light soy […]
Fried Rice and Chinese Revolutions
Sri Lankan Entree FRIED RICE INGREDIENTS 1 cup rice1 medium carrot3 garlic cloves2 green chiles1 leek1 medium onion1½ tablespoons olive oil7 curry leaves or kaffir leaves or bay leaves½ teaspoon cumin1 teaspoon minced ginger¼ cup […]
Eating and Educating Shrimp
Indian Entree SPICY SHRIMP INGREDIENTS 1 green chile3 tablespoons fresh cilantro1 onion2 tomatoes1 teaspoon fennel seeds2 tablespoons peanut, sesame, or vegetable oil1 teaspoon chili powder1 teaspoon cumin½ teaspoon garam masala1 teaspoon minced garlic1 teaspoon minced […]
Two Barriers Broken In the NFL
The kickers’ nightmare Today, two barriers fell in the National Football League. For a scant ten minutes ago, Carl La Fong, press secretary for the hapless New York Giants, announced they had just signed LeChat […]