I Was Beside Myself Today
When my future hung in the balance. Future me scowled. He pointed to his suitcase. “Ow!” Perhaps he should have pointed with his free hand. “You have a purpose.” He scowled again. “And change out […]
Tag: pajamas
National Pajamas Day
Wearing them by the fridge That right. On National Pajamas Day, you may wear your pjs anywhere. You may wear them indoors. You may wear them on a base. You may wear them just in […]
My New Year’s Resolutions – 2025
Last year sucked in many ways. Unfortunately, it’s unreasonable to expect eight billion people, viruses, and the forces of nature to better themselves in 2025. Sigh. So it’s up to me to improve our world. […]
What This Country Needs – Everywhere Pajamas
How many times has this happened to you? You’re working at home in your pajamas when suddenly, due to no fault of your own, you find yourself compelled to venture out into the peoply world. […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary: Today’s Word: Bempo
How many times has this happened to you? You wake up tired. Really, really tired. Too tired to change out of pajamas. But it’s important to look spiffy when you go out into the world. […]
I Am a Fashion Model – Summer Wear
The very latest fashions from France! The current trend, the now, the wow are fine-dining pajamas On the left, we see Monsieur Paul De Lancey model a matching ensemble of dinosaur pajamas. These elegant, yet […]
I Am a Fashion Model – Spring Wear
The very latest fashions from France! On the left, we have trend-setting dinner pajamas. This delightful, matching ensemble comes from Chez Ours and sports bear silhouettes on an avant-garde white background. Your date won’t be able […]
Massive, Heaving, Pendulous Breasts?
You and I have something in common. You and I know when it’s time to go to sleep. But here’s where we’re alone. Your MASSIVE, HEAVING, PENDULOUS BREASTS, do not. So, if your MASSIVE, HEAVING […]