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I Was Beside Myself Today

September 14, 2025 Paul De Lancey

When my future hung in the balance. Future me scowled. He pointed to his suitcase. “Ow!” Perhaps he should have pointed with his free hand. “You have a purpose.” He scowled again. “And change out […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifebaby, biochem, dinosaurs, fines, labs, librarians, lutefisk, Mobius, pajamas, retired, savings, Suitcase, Terror, warfare

Always Look for the Million Dollar Discount

July 20, 2023 Paul De Lancey

  We all need luggage when travelling. But a good piece of luggage can be expensive. It can even run you a million bucks as this good soul found to her dismay. Fortunately, she found […]

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Everyday Lifeapocalyptic, Chef Paul, comic chef, discount, good food, luggage, Lutheran, million dollars, murders, Suitcase, thriller, Travel, travel kit

Mothers are the mother of all frustration…or daughters….

April 24, 2015April 24, 2015 cathy sikorski

My Mom is going with us on a trip to Europe. My sister took a Viking River cruise last year and my Mom was green around the gills about it. I asked my sister why […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, RelationshipsCarpetbag, Damn Suitcase, Heathrow, mom, Reunion, Sister, Suitcase, Travel

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