I Meet My Future Self
I was cursing at my printer when Shazzam! someone looking a lot like myself and dressed pretty much the same materialized to my left. “What ho,” I said, “you look like me. Am I […]
Tag: lutefisk
Are You a Magnificent Sunbeam? – Part One: Negatives
We might think ourselves bad. We might think ourselves good. We’d very much like to be good. We aspire to be magnificent sunbeams. But are we? Thanks to the amazingly accurate test below we can […]
Tomorrow Is World Leftovers Burrito Day
Feeding the world Chosing the right, fresh ingredients and cooking to trusted recipes makes for a truly tasty burrito. These burritos so uplift your soul that you can face with a song in your heart […]
Lutesfisk, Swedish Atrocity
LUTEFISK Heck no, I wont make this. INGREDIENTS Dried codLyeWaterOther stuff PREPARATION No! No, a thousand times, no. I will not give you a recipe for lutefisk. You bought my cookbook. I have a warm […]
Murder Loses Its Appeal
Honestly, it’s almost enough to make one start eating lutefisk. Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available […]
America to Deploy Lutefisk Defense Shield
The United States will deploy a lutefisk defense shield over all American cities. Says Major Carl La Fong of the United States Space Force, “No one, but no one, can manage to down an entire […]
A Fun Renaming of the Bird World
A burrito of burrowing owls How in the world did someone come up with the idea of calling a flock of crows a murder of crows? Were they pickled to the gills? Why not call […]
Bacon & Chocolate Party’s Invitational Virtual Riot, August 10
Bacon & Chocolate Party supporters rarely stage mass riots. We have many differing views and would just cancel each other out. And what’s the point of expending a lot of energy to do that? However, we […]
MORE Family History
Very few people know this, but there were Norwegians on my mother’s side of the family tree. This included one of the most famous Vikings of the early Middle Ages, Thor Knudsen. If you don’t […]
Rice Pudding, Space Travel, and Economic Collapse
Greek Dessert RIZOGALO (Rice Pudding) INGREDIENTS ¼ cup butter 4½ cups whole milk ½ short-grain white rice ½ cup sugar 1 egg yolk 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 1 teaspoon corn flour ¼ teaspoon cinnamon. Makes […]