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Heartly God? An Excerpt

October 4, 2017
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What a way to start off “Humor Meets Horror” Month on HO. First up is an excerpt from Heartly God? (Shorehouse Books), a spiritual thriller from Pittsburgh author Wil 3.  This book has a way…

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Bad Advice Friday, 4-14-17

April 14, 2017
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Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. PD asks: How do I get the cat to emulate a dog? He never meows…

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Bad Advice Friday, 3-24-17

March 24, 2017
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Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. GC asks: Is there a reason for putting a banana in meat loaf? Dear GC:…

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Why You Should Never Eat Lutefisk

December 24, 2016
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Why You Should Never Eat Lutefisk

Lutefisk is an abomination that proves Evil still stalks the land. It offends and destroys all the senses. Sight: It looks like boogers or broiled phlegm. Smell: It reeks like a rat decomposing under the…

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Moravian Christmas Cookies, the DMV, and Murder

March 31, 2016
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Czech Dessert MORAVIAN CHRISTMAS COOKIES INGREDIENTS 1 teaspoon baking soda 1½ tablespoons warm water 1 cup brown sugar 1¼ cups molasses ½ cup shortening or lard 4 cups flour 1 teaspoon cinnamon ¾ teaspoon ground…

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Men Who Don’t Love Women Enough And How To Shoot Them

January 16, 2015
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Q: Janice and Edward have been married for twelve years. They have two children. Edward is an accountant. Edward and Janice have sex once a week, on Wednesday night at 9:15. Sex lasts for three…

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Unicorn Bites #566

December 3, 2014
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4-year-old: Can I get out of timeout? Me: What did you learn? 4: Don’t get caught. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 20, 2014 Judge: On the charge of murder, how do you plead? Me: He…

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Unicorn Bites #547

November 11, 2014
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A group of lions is called a pride. A group of crows is called a murder. A group of NASCAR fans is called a trailer park. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 1, 2014 We’d have…

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Make Vote Buying Fun for the Whole Family

October 27, 2014
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Make Vote Buying Fun for the Whole Family

    The campaign spending season is in full swing with well-funded politicians claiming that an enemy victory will result in a plague of locusts o’er the land. (It won’t happen at my home. I…

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Paul De Lancey Answers Questions on Tasteful Murders

October 23, 2014
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Paul De Lancey Answers Questions on Tasteful Murders

A few weeks ago, we profiled Tasteful Murders, an anthology edited by the very talented Candace C Bowen and our own comic chef Paul De Lancey. I gave both Candace and Paul the same set…

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