Murder Isn’t Such a Bad Thing…
When the past came back to haunt Millikin University Professor James St. James, many students thought he would lose his job. The professor, who is head of the psychology department at the college, brutally murdered […]
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Bananacide
Something horrible happened at the office where my wife works yesterday. A bananacide. She and a co-worker stumbled upon a banana that had been brutally murdered. The police arrested an apple that was seen […]
Pistorius Overcomes Disability, Kills Girlfriend Just As Well As Able-Bodied Killer Would
South African double amputee track athlete Oscar Pistorius, while falling short of his recent attempt to best able-bodied world class 400m sprinters in the 2012 London Olympic Games, finally achieved his goals and overcame his […]
When Brides Go Bad
A bride-to-be from Lehigh County, Pennsylvania murdered her fiancé hours before their wedding. This is a terrible story, I know. But I must ask: Did she not watch enough Lifetime Television to learn this simple […]
World Maladies Up During Olympics
A 32-year long study has come to the conclusion that incidences of assault, rape, murder, genocide, drought, pestilence, and natural disasters in general has consistently reached higher levels during the Olympic games. The only reasonable […]
What Criminals Can Learn from Batman
Once again, I am saddened by the gun violence that permeates every sector of our society, so I have come up with a solution. Now, don’t panic NRA people, while my solution does eliminate the […]
George Clooney, John Stamos, Dannon Yogurt and Facebook
Sometimes, I need to have sound in the background as I work. I attribute this need to my days working in a newsroom where nothing was quiet. Anyway, yesterday, I put on the TV and […]
The Murder Game
So much for family love at the holidays. Three brothers were finally charged with the murder of their mother because the woman had the nerve to ask them to play Yahtzee last Christmas Day. Yes, all […]
How well do you know your neighbor?
How good of a neighbor are you? Are you familiar enough with them to know for certain if they were to pack up and leave, you would know about it? Consider those who lived […]