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"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

Salvaging trump – Again

July 22, 2018 lbwoodgate

  High in outer space, somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean, Space Force One is heading back to Washington, D.C. following the Helsinki summit between trump and Vladimir Putin when Kellyanne Conway nervously approaches the president […]

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FOX News Viewers Express Outrage Over Brian Williams Stealing FOX News Trademark of Lying

February 7, 2015 lbwoodgate

Recently NBC anchor Brian Williams was called out  when he embellished a story of his reporting in Iraq back in 2003.  Williams claimed he was on board a military helicopter when it was hit by […]

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6 CommentsUncategorizedBrian Williams. media Lies, FOX News distortions

The Sidewalk Less Traveled

May 30, 2014 lbwoodgate
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Clueless Sajak

May 22, 2014 lbwoodgate

A twit that only a corporatist could love   When you don’t feel you are getting the attention you think you deserve (for a sociopath it’s a matter of need) say something stupid on Twitter […]

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Get Your Goat

May 16, 2014May 15, 2014 lbwoodgate

    The expression “get your goat” is supposed to connote anger or frustration from something someone has said or done But here’s a goat, albeit a small mountain goat, that got me in this […]

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3 CommentsGood Clean Funanimal pics, goat humor

Slavery is Freedom

April 25, 2014April 26, 2014 lbwoodgate

Gone are those memorable days when blacks endured torture, starvation and forced labor spent with their families.   Today, in the cruel world of government “handouts”, blacks have less freedom now than they did under Jefferson […]

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2 CommentsUncategorizedcliven bundy, happy days on the plantation, nevada racist, slavery vs. freedom

As Good as It Gets

April 5, 2014 lbwoodgate
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Cruelty to Animals?

March 8, 2014 lbwoodgate
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Attitude Matters More Than Altitude

January 29, 2014January 29, 2014 lbwoodgate

 

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2 CommentsGood Clean Funaltitude, attitude, moutain goat on hippo, seeing things clearly

Donkey Cute

January 23, 2014 lbwoodgate

I have a new candidate to compete with all the “cute kitty” videos being foisted on us on social media outlets these days. Whadda ya think?      

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5 CommentsUncategorizedcute donkey, donkey smile

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