The expression “get your goat” is supposed to connote anger or frustration from something someone has said or done
But here’s a goat, albeit a small mountain goat, that got me in this snap shot caught by Donald M. Jones and posted on MSNBC’s browser page for May’s “Must See photos”. Rather than anger or frustration it elicited a sense of humor from me. Here’s the 10 best one-liners I could come up with for this shot. Got one better? Post it in the comment section.
10. Peek-a-boo. My oh my! I see you from my third eye.
9. Damn paparazzi! Always around on your bad hair days
8. I think I stepped in something not of my own making
7. Skitters is finding out what happens when you mistake Elmer’s glue for heavy cream
6. Damn that sun is blinding. What the hell was in that grass I ate earlier?
5. I got a who on my what?
4. Mama, what’s this pink thing poking out of my tummy?
3. Ooooh! Madonna is hard to gaze at when she’s not wearing make-up
2. Uh, oh! Here comes one. Got a match?
and the number one response is
1. Hey! Cliven Bundy! I got “your negro” right here