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Author: lbwoodgate

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

Expect the Unexpected

January 11, 2014January 11, 2014 lbwoodgate

Jeremy and his wife Miriam have been trying to get her pregnant since they were married four years ago.  After visits to their respective physicians they happily discovered this inability to conceive was not due […]

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5 CommentsRelationshipscialis erection, erectile dysfuncrion, fertility dates

Small thinking gets small results

January 3, 2014January 3, 2014 lbwoodgate

As Aleksey sat watching the diminutive Russian president on his small Windows tablet, he became lost in thought, wondering why his love for ice fishing never seemed to result in much of a catch.  

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6 CommentsGood Clean Funice fishing, small thinking

You Are What You Eat

December 17, 2013 lbwoodgate

 

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3 CommentsGood Clean Funcanine humor, doggie treats

Pig-napped

December 5, 2013December 5, 2013 lbwoodgate

As Maude roused from a mid-summer’s nap in her backyard, she became aware that she was no longer lying in the shade and had likely been exposed to the sun’s rays for quite some time.  […]

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Expanding Business Opportunity

November 20, 2013 lbwoodgate

It was only a matter of time before the future caught up with the local goat milk business entrepreneur.

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7 CommentsGood Clean Funexpanding business opportunities, goat milk sales, goats in a boat

Sad Ads

November 16, 2013November 18, 2013 lbwoodgate

Really Botox?   You want women to believe that they should spend obscene amounts of money for injections that are likely to result in “localized pain, infection, inflammation, tenderness. swelling, redness and/or bleeding/bruising” to correct something […]

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8 CommentsMovies & TVBotox, skin wrinkles, women's self image

Original Hostages Episode?

November 8, 2013November 8, 2013 lbwoodgate

What almost became the pilot for CBS’s new series, Hostages   Negotiations fell through however when PETA threatened to sue

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4 CommentsGood Clean FunCBS series Hostages satire, monkey hostage

Saturday Humor

November 2, 2013November 2, 2013 lbwoodgate

What were you doing the day Chicken Little made her famous announcement?

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5 CommentsFictionchicken little, funny, humor, humoroutcasts, LB Woodgate, satire, Seamus, sky is falling

Taking Crazy to Its Illogical Conclusion

October 15, 2013October 15, 2013 lbwoodgate

Born and raised in Texas I’ve watched our politics devolve into a miasma that only gets worse over time.  The lunatic fringe that is the Tea Party in this state is essentially nothing more than […]

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8 CommentsPoliticsconservatives, crazy Cruz, GOP, Governerment shut down, humoroutcasts, LB Woodgate, Tea Party, Ted Cruz, Texas miasma

Kind-Ness

October 5, 2013 lbwoodgate

I always have kind words for people.   Some are not always the kind people want to hear however.

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifekindness humor, offensive words

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