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Tag: Ted Cruz
Psst…According to the bird on the street, Ted Cruz is a Muppet…
It’s time to get real. When I was littler, I wasn’t exactly like the other landmine removers in my class. I was all about attention to detail and when my father wore his “I Hate […]
Ted Cruz Only Republican Left Endorsing Trump
“Where’s Everyone Going? I just got here.” HOUSTON, Texas – At a hastily arranged press conference today, Ted Cruz seemed stung by the string of unendorsements of Trump, shortly after Cruz himself had come around […]
2016 Presidential Bumper Stickers For The Rest Of Us.
PLEASE – JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE! – Did anyone else notice that we ultimately are allowed only two choices? – I turned on […]
Charmin’s Law makes wiping after bodily functions a sex offense felony
After public pressure from victim’s rights groups who were casualties of non-predatory and non-violent sex crimes, President Barack Obama on Thursday signed into law the latest legislation designed to preemptively deter explorative fondling. Aptly named […]
Trump + Pecker = Dirtiest Campaign Ever?
All these candidates have been sniped at – sexual innuendos, accusations of drug use, child neglect, etc – by the biggest media sniper of them all, The National Enquirer, and all the behest of or […]
Scalia in Heaven
“After all I’ve done for them, this is how they treat me?” moaned Justice Scalia, wringing his hands. “Stop kvetching,” said Justice Brandeis, “At least you’re up here. Not down there with the rest of […]
Batshit Crazy Republicans
It’s stupid season again which means it’s time for our list of Batshit Crazy Republicans for 2016. Sarah Palin She’s not running this year, but Palin’s endorsement speech for Donald Trump broke new ground in the […]