Haiku: How bad does Trump smell?
For Immediate Release Springfield, Illinois – Representatives of Mr. Allan Pinkerton’s agency have reported finding classified documents among the papers and personal belongings of assassinated President Abraham Lincoln weeks after his burial here in Springfield. […]
PLEASE – JUST HOLD THE ELECTION NOW AND GET IT OVER WITH! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE! – Did anyone else notice that we ultimately are allowed only two choices? – I turned on […]