Looking for the Exits: White House-Style
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SPARKS BRIEF: Nation Shocked at Latest Revelation
Billions of people around the globe were stunned at top secret information revealed in a tweet – “Trump is a stable genius!” The news has shaken the globe like nothing since Al Capone’s vault was […]
Former President Obama Stars In Remake Of It’s A Wonderful Life’
Former President Obama gazed down from the icy bridge into the swirling frigid waters of the Potomac below him. In the darkness of the night the distance between him and its whirlpools seemed vast. He […]
Brainless Storming
Trump’s latest epiphany came this week during a brainstorming session on AF1: Trump: I’ve thought about this bigly Melania and I’m no longer calling terrorist MONSTERS. It isn’t accurate. These are bad hombres, no monsters, […]
So Long, Suckers!
Washington News has confirmed several presidential staff members went missing after a recent report implied that a Senior White House Official is being investigated in the Russian probe. Sean Spicer has yet to be questioned […]
Spicer’s 19th Nervous Breakdown
Reporter: Sean, was President Trump aware that he was being deceitful regarding his meeting with the Russians Diplomats and divulging classified information? Spicer: I believe he was telling the truth about his deceitful comments about […]
Bad Advice Friday, 5-12-17
Oh my gosh. It’s Friday already. Did you know there’s one every week? So, I shall once more be dispensing bad advice As usual, the advice will stupendously bad. ************************ JW asks: Should I really […]
