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When questioned about the swirling accusations of plagiarism, Melania Trump replied, “I would never plagiarize someone else’s speech. I’m so very proud of my original opening statements, “Only in America can a young black man; […]
After public pressure from victim’s rights groups who were casualties of non-predatory and non-violent sex crimes, President Barack Obama on Thursday signed into law the latest legislation designed to preemptively deter explorative fondling. Aptly named […]
My cousin, Phil, is an avid genealogist, who attends every Dillman Family function imaginable, and has a collection of historical data that includes pictures of our great-great Cherokee grandmother (um, well, we thought she was […]
Gary Brantley, of the suburbs of Del Rio, Texas, has a message for everyone. Come and Take It. He’s not entirely sure to whom the message is directed, but he really means it. “Everybody, I […]
The Shit Stained Shorts of Courage: See that fucking asshole in casual clothing (nice bluejeans, patriot.), the one with the look of a foul-mouthed fuckwad who has to keep his yap shut while being forced […]
I’ve learned a bit of stuff about the Anti-Christ recently, and the way I understand it, this Anti-Christ will be a really popular figure before he ends up going all Anti-Christ-y on us. So, someone […]
Former President George W. Bush, former Vice President Dick Cheney, and former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld held a press conference to proclaim their absolute disgust at the way that President Obama has used a […]
Of course I would never do anything to hurt Michelle and the kids, or jeopardize national security, but if I was asked to, you know, do the president for the good of the people, I […]
10. What was I thinking? Nobody wants a president named Mitt. 9. I should’ve promised everyone who voted for me I’d buy them a pony. 8. In hindsight, that Win A Dream Date With Mitt […]