Top Ten Things Mitt Romney Was Thinking Last Night After Conceding

10. What was I thinking? Nobody wants a president named Mitt. 9. I should’ve promised everyone who voted for me I’d buy them a pony. 8. In hindsight, that Win A Dream Date With Mitt […]

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What The Candidates Were Thinking During The Final Debate

Last night my dog Gregory was angry because I wanted to watch the final Presidential debate and wouldn’t let him put on his Scooby-Doo DVD. To get back at me, he peed on the cable […]

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