Tag: Scooby Doo
Doing Shots With The Doc
Doctor: Everything checks out fine Deb. You’re in great shape for your age. Me: For your age? Eh, thanks doc. Anything else or can I hobble out of here on my walker. Doctor: Hah, you’re […]
Unicorn Bites 3/3/14
Me: *rotates spreadsheets 90 degrees* The tables have turned! Boss: Do you have any actual data in this presentation? Nope. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 3, 2014 South African Oscar Pistorius says he shot and […]
The Cranky Handyman
Today I went out the back door of my apartment complex to take some trash to the dumpster. As I neared the dumpster, I was startled by the handyman of the building. It was like […]
What The Candidates Were Thinking During The Final Debate
Last night my dog Gregory was angry because I wanted to watch the final Presidential debate and wouldn’t let him put on his Scooby-Doo DVD. To get back at me, he peed on the cable […]