Haiku: Say it ain’t so, Tom Brady

Dear Lord, please find it in your heart to forgive us. During a rodeo outing Grandma urgently needed to use the restroom. While she was having her lengthy Metamucil induced constitutional, we completely forgot […]
Today I went out the back door of my apartment complex to take some trash to the dumpster. As I neared the dumpster, I was startled by the handyman of the building. It was like […]