Unicorn Bites 8/27/13
Me: “Sex tonight?” My wife: “I guess.” I’m pumped. That’s the most enthusiastic about it she’s been in years. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 27, 2013 I liked you, but then I realized […]
Me: “Sex tonight?” My wife: “I guess.” I’m pumped. That’s the most enthusiastic about it she’s been in years. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 27, 2013 I liked you, but then I realized […]
Today I went out the back door of my apartment complex to take some trash to the dumpster. As I neared the dumpster, I was startled by the handyman of the building. It was like […]