Unicorn Bites 3/11/14

Me:*turns on car radio* 3-year-old: Why do they keep saying “sexy.” M: It means “fun to hug” 3: Our dog is sexy! Now we drive in silence — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 11, 2014 I […]
Me:*turns on car radio* 3-year-old: Why do they keep saying “sexy.” M: It means “fun to hug” 3: Our dog is sexy! Now we drive in silence — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 11, 2014 I […]
Today I went out the back door of my apartment complex to take some trash to the dumpster. As I neared the dumpster, I was startled by the handyman of the building. It was like […]