Posts Tagged ‘ Dear Lord ’

Friday Humor Devotional

September 9, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive me for my somewhat vague announcement during last week’s sermon.   I asked our baptismal candidates to wear something suitable for the baptismal pool.  Note to self: Be very, very, very specific…

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Friday Humor Devotional

September 2, 2016
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, I ask you, Oh Lord, a very serious question so please forgive me for my confused and possibly sinful ways. When the reverend asked us to Love Thy Neighbor did he mean that…

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Friday Humor Devotional

August 26, 2016
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please accept my deepest apology for my behavior at the Parish Picnic. When Father O’Rourke asked if there was anyone who’d like to make a lighthearted confession I stated that I’d replaced the…

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Friday Humor Devotional

August 5, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my outburst of profanity towards my cat and her sadistic sense humor.  I put on my favorite pair of Sunday church shoes only to find a dead mouse she’d dropped into…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 22, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrible mistake towards a young church member.  While singing a hymen  hymn he was so off-key I accused him of being deaf. He signed back yes I am.…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 15, 2016
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Dear Lord, I hope you can forgive my intolerance toward Pat Robertson’s recent behavior.  I respect no man who praises the Lord with Jazz Hands, Amen.           Check out more of…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 1, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my unintentional rudeness for farting in the baptismal pool.  It gave the word pew an entirely new meaning, Amen.               Check out more of Deb’s humor…

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Friday Humor Devotional

June 10, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my huge misunderstanding of our Reverend’s sermon.  When he asked that we all reflect and slumber on the words he spoke I thought he meant immediately. I was wrong,  Amen.  …

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Friday Humor Devotional

June 4, 2016
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  (Yes, I know it’s not Friday but hey I’m getting old and forgetful) Dear Lord, please do not judge me for my rude behavior. When our pastor proclaimed that Jesus turned water into wine…

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Friday Humor Devotional

April 15, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive me for my thoughtless behavior and poor judgment at our 5-year-old daughter’s birthday party.  She’d started opening her gifts when my mother-law offered this sarcastic announcement, “Okay kids, before little Sally opens her…

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