The Place to Take a Humor Break
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my somewhat vague announcement during last week’s sermon. I asked our baptismal candidates to wear something suitable for the baptismal pool. Note to self: Be very, very, very specific […]
Dear Lord, I ask you, Oh Lord, a very serious question so please forgive me for my confused and possibly sinful ways. When the reverend asked us to Love Thy Neighbor did he mean that […]
Dear Lord, please accept my deepest apology for my behavior at the Parish Picnic. When Father O’Rourke asked if there was anyone who’d like to make a lighthearted confession I stated that I’d replaced the […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my outburst of profanity towards my cat and her sadistic sense humor. I put on my favorite pair of Sunday church shoes only to find a dead mouse she’d dropped into […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrible mistake towards a young church member. While singing a hymen hymn he was so off-key I accused him of being deaf. He signed back yes I am. […]
Dear Lord, I hope you can forgive my intolerance toward Pat Robertson’s recent behavior. I respect no man who praises the Lord with Jazz Hands, Amen. Check out more of […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my unintentional rudeness for farting in the baptismal pool. It gave the word pew an entirely new meaning, Amen. Check out more of Deb’s humor […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my huge misunderstanding of our Reverend’s sermon. When he asked that we all reflect and slumber on the words he spoke I thought he meant immediately. I was wrong, Amen. […]
(Yes, I know it’s not Friday but hey I’m getting old and forgetful) Dear Lord, please do not judge me for my rude behavior. When our pastor proclaimed that Jesus turned water into wine […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my thoughtless behavior and poor judgment at our 5-year-old daughter’s birthday party. She’d started opening her gifts when my mother-law offered this sarcastic announcement, “Okay kids, before little Sally opens her […]