Eat, Love, Sleep, Gas

I learned something very troubling about myself this week. It is something that I contemplated not even sharing with everyone. It is that bad. It is that embarrassing. To make matters worse, there is nothing […]
I learned something very troubling about myself this week. It is something that I contemplated not even sharing with everyone. It is that bad. It is that embarrassing. To make matters worse, there is nothing […]
The year: 2013. The place: Pennsylvania Convention Center. The event: Comic-Con. Tens of thousands of sweaty nerds in varying degrees and aspects of geekdom, holed up in a massive, poorly ventilated hall, many of them […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my huge misunderstanding of our Reverend’s sermon. When he asked that we all reflect and slumber on the words he spoke I thought he meant immediately. I was wrong, Amen. […]
Dear Lord, please help me get out of this mess. My girlfriend said her best friend’s boyfriend gave her sexy Spanx for her birthday. I guess I didn’t understand that she meant fashion wear. […]
The dark night and black roads were scary enough, but when I was given “directions” to turn at the red barn and continue until I saw a yellow house with a thatched roof, I knew […]