Unicorn Bites 10/29/13

When I see the frazzled parents of a newborn, I tell them, "Don't worry. It gets easier." Then I laugh maniacally for 20 minutes. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 29, 2013 Me: "That’s […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

  Dear Lord, please help me get out of this mess. My girlfriend said her best friend’s boyfriend gave her sexy Spanx for her birthday. I guess I didn’t understand that she meant fashion wear. […]

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The Miserable Greedy Dog

Mighty Martin McNamara is a mighty man with no name. Known only as ‘Hands’ because he never puts his hands in his pocket to buy a round, he was given the nickname ‘The Miserable Greedy […]

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