Dear Lord, please help me get out of this mess. My girlfriend said her best friend’s boyfriend gave her sexy Spanx for her birthday. I guess I didn’t understand that she meant fashion wear. […]
Dear Lord, please explain to my overprotective dad when mom asks him to take out the trash not to escort my biker boyfriend to the curb with a black plastic bag over his head, Amen.
Dear Lord, please tell my new sports addicted boyfriend that yelling, “GO, GO, YES, YES, YeeeeES . . . TOUCH DOWN!” while we’re making out is NOT considered foreplay and will never get him laid, […]