Dear Lord, please smite me with temporary blindness and amnesia after witnessing my semi-naked grandfather getting frisky with grandmom wearing only Christmas stockings and jingle bells yelling whip ‘em Gangnam style, Amen.
Dear Lord, please tell my new sports addicted boyfriend that yelling, “GO, GO, YES, YES, YeeeeES . . . TOUCH DOWN!” while we’re making out is NOT considered foreplay and will never get him laid, […]