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Want To See A Photo Of My Grandson? Of Course You Do!

September 9, 2018
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  At the airport recently, I fell into a conversation with a fellow my age as we waited  for our plane to board. Within two minutes we’d pulled out our smartphones and were showing each…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 31, 2015
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Dear Lord, help me make sense of this situation. I don’t know whether Grandmaw is losing her hearing or her mind. When she asked me what I wanted for dinner I suggested smoked fish or…

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Friday Humor Devotional

May 22, 2015
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please give me the fortitude to restrain my bewilderment of my grandparents alternative vacation decision.  When grandma told me she was taking grandpa on a “Senior Citizen’s European Cowboy Adventure”, this is not…

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Friday Humor Devotional

March 14, 2014
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Dear Lord, please tell my dad that removing his prosthetic leg, glass eye and false teeth won’t get him an AARP Zombie Apocalypse Senior Citizen’s discount, but it will keep the kids well behaved and…

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Friday Humor Devotional

October 4, 2013
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Dear Lord, please give me the knowledge and the insight to answer my 7-year-old grandson’s question. “If Andy, Barney and Opie live in Mayberry and cousin Clyde lives in Lewisberry . . . who lives…

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Friday Humor Devotional

May 25, 2013
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Dear Lord, please give me the strength to explain to my 80-year-old grandfather that slipping his Viagra under grandmother’s breasts won’t keep them erect, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple…

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Friday Humor Devotional

February 22, 2013
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Dear Lord, please comfort our aquatic loving grandchildren after this morning’s upset. When their grandfather said he was going to drop the kids off at the pool he meant he needed to take a dump,…

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Friday Humor Devotional

December 14, 2012
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please smite me with temporary blindness and amnesia after witnessing my semi-naked grandfather getting frisky with grandmom wearing only Christmas stockings and jingle bells yelling whip ‘em Gangnam style, Amen. Deb Martin-WebsterAfter a successful career in…

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Friday Humor Devotional

August 3, 2012
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Dear Lord, please remind me why I shouldn’t strangle my older children for telling our five-year-old son  if he covers his grandpop’s corns with dirt while he’s napping they’ll grow popcorn trees and if he puts his grandma’s dentures in backward it’ll cause her to eat her…

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Friday Humor Devotional

June 22, 2012
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Dear Lord, please tell grandmom I’m really, really sorry for putting super glue in grandpop’s denture adhesive. He still can’t talk too good, but grandmom gave me $50 thanking me for the best three days of peace…

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