‘Tis the season of Christmas-carol earworms. It’s hard to avoid these suckers since it seems as if we’ve been bombarded with holiday music since Labor Day. So if you can’t get a Christmas melody out […]
It’s time once again to deck the halls and be merry and wear ugly sweaters. To get myself in the mood, I like to hit the eggnog and amaretto—light on the eggnog and very heavy […]
Washington, D.C – With temperatures climbing into the upper 70’s or maybe higher in much of the United States on Christmas Eve, The National Institute of Health has issued Santa heat stroke warnings. Please follow […]
They said Bill Y couldn’t bring Christmas sweaters back to the future. They were wrong:
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my Secret Santa blunder. When the church flyer stated that the gift should be suitable for adults I misunderstood. Tell Sister Mary Frances I really love the hot chocolate […]
Dear Lord, please smite me with temporary blindness and amnesia after witnessing my semi-naked grandfather getting frisky with grandmom wearing only Christmas stockings and jingle bells yelling whip ‘em Gangnam style, Amen.
Silliman on Sports By Stan Silliman JOLLY COLIN KAEPERNICK HOLIDAY SONGS (By the Fire… tune of “Winter Wonderland) 49ers by the fire A new quarterback… is their desire Alex Smith is okay But if he […]