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Friday Humor Devotional A Day Early

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, I’m posting my Friday Humor Devotional a day early just in case you decide to punish me for my levity in your name and plunge the world into a state of total destruction via […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please smite me with temporary blindness and amnesia after witnessing my semi-naked grandfather getting frisky with grandmom wearing only Christmas stockings and jingle bells yelling whip ‘em Gangnam style, Amen.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s against the law to bash your spouse in the head with the digging end of a shovel when he looks at you and says, “Do you really need […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my grandfather that “Nicki Minaj” is a pop singer and not a new euphemism for having quickie sex with three people.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, I think The Holy Land Theme Park in Florida should include a Jesus Christ Super Spa and Nail Salon and a Walk on Water Park.  It would give them a 5-Hail-Mary resort rating, Amen.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Deb Martin-Webster

Dear Lord, when I die please have my ashes spread over the sexy hot bodies of Johnny Depp and LL Cool J so that I can at last say I was part of a ménage à trois, […]

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