Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please remind me why it’s against the law to bash your spouse in the head with the digging end of a shovel when he looks at you and says, “Do you really need to put on so much makeup? I mean, it’s not like anyone would even notice your razor bumps because they’re too busy staring at your lopsided tits.  And I mean that in a good way.” Amen.

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    1. By the way, better to keep your hands clean. I know some people who can get the job done for you. Meet me behind the donut shop in ten minutes.

      1. WOW Rich, you know Vinnie-Bag-A-Donuts too!!! Good man for the job! He works on a strictly need to know basis. Thanks for the read!! 🙂

    1. Like they say, The truth shall set you free or land you in the hospital!” 😉

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