Posts Tagged ‘ husband humor ’

Friday Humor Devotional

October 7, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my erotic faux pas. When my husband said he LOVED nibbling on my muffin tops I thought he meant, well . . . I thought, anyway.  Does anyone want to swap…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 8, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my naive misunderstanding. When an elder church member asked if I’ve been Saved from Satan, I replied, “No, we’re still married.” Amen.               Check out…

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Is It Art?

September 17, 2015
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My husband finally decided to clean the tool shed windows when I was summoned outside: Hubs:  Poppet would you come outside please. Me: Why? Hubs: I need your artistic opinion. Me: ——–? Hubs: It’ll only…

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Friday Humor Devotional

May 8, 2015
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for my outbreak of foul language.  When my sexy neighbor asked if I’d like him to mow my lawn I shrieked, “The only person who mows my F$#@*%&G lawn is…

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Shots After Midnight

February 6, 2015
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Shots After Midnight

In today’s news a man fends off an armed intruder using only his wife as a weapon.  It was 1:00 AM when the man said he heard a loud crash then footsteps running towards the…

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Friday Humor Devotional

June 20, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, if my husband brings me one more bouquet of flowers I’m going to divorce him! Don’t get me wrong I love the sentiment; however, they would be much more flattering if he didn’t…

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Friday Humor Devotional

March 28, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me to get out of the proverbial dog house for upsetting my wife. After an unfortunate eyebrow waxing incident I told her she looked fine. However, as she left for work…

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Friday Humor Devotional

February 28, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my penny-pinching husband the absurdity of his thinking. When I told him our dishwasher died, his solution was to put the dirty dishes into our washer with our…

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Friday Humor Devotional

February 21, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my total outrage toward my CDL (Commercial Diver License) OTR (Over The Road) 18-wheeler driving, away-from-home-for-weeks-at-a-time husband, when he told me he’d signed up for the company’s free STD insurance.  How…

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Friday Humor Devotional

February 14, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

  Dear Lord, please forgive me for my horrific Valentine’s Day debacle. When I pledged to my loving wife I’d give her my heart, she was so overjoyed she said she’d give me her heart…

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