DOVER, Mass. Todd Englund achieved success at an early age as a bond trader, but he hasn’t let the comforts of affluence dull his feeling for others at this special time of the year. “Todd […]
Malaysian Soup CURRY NOODLES (laska) INGREDIENTS – PASTE 1 large shrimp (1 pound more later in SOUP) 5 garlic cloves 4 macadamian nuts 6 fresh red chiles (remove seeds to make less spicy) 5 shallots […]
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my penny-pinching husband the absurdity of his thinking. When I told him our dishwasher died, his solution was to put the dirty dishes into our washer with our […]
Teen: You buy your clothes at prestigious boutiques Adult: You buy your clothes at the same place you buy your milk Teen: You purchase accessories for each outfit Adult: You figure your wedding ring […]
Don’t get me wrong. I love anything that runs on wheels, gears and/or electricity. The problem is, sometimes the gizmos don’t like me. But I know that machines have minds and personalities, and that they […]
Today is my day to do the laundry. When I opened up the dryer to be greeted by a gentle snowfall of tissue flakes, I was ready to scold my lovely wife for once again […]
What Women Want: Normally, this would be the lead-in to some sex article about finding the elusive G-spot, but not this time. No, this declaration of female need was on the packaging of a […]
My prescription to Not In Shape magazine arrived. It’s got 967 pages, mostly ads for milk shakes. Also clothes in Are You Kidding Me sizes.
Ironing is really overrated. People already point out my wrinkles and now my clothes match my face. God I hate everyone.
TRO– USERS ARE VERY interesting. I’m wearing a pair even as I type this. They are very useful for covering the lower parts of the body for those occasions when it is unsuitable to be […]