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Revenge of the Water Heater

May 19, 2017May 19, 2017 Mark R Hunter

The thing about a water heater is that it’s supposed to heat water–hence the name–and then hold aforementioned heated water until you let it out. If the water gets out before you want it to, […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, TechnologyHome Improvement, home maintenance, maintenance, maintenance fail, plumbing, tools, water heaters

Worst Home Maintenance Fail Ever, Explosions Excluded

May 15, 2017May 15, 2017 Mark R Hunter

When I opened my blog this morning, I found that all my visitor stats had disappeared. (They popped back into existence a few hours later, having apparently undergone some kind of existential crisis. I’ve been […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Technologydon't try this at home, epic fail, Home Improvement, home maintenance, maintenance, plumbing, tools

Water Heater Mayhem

April 26, 2017April 26, 2017 Mark R Hunter

A certain percentage of the population will insist that if they can do something, it’s easy for anyone to do. Example: I take a woodworking class in high school (because an industrial arts class was […]

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This won’t end well.

May 3, 2014 Mark R Hunter

We bought a bathroom sink last night, and already have a newer toilet waiting, thanks to my daughter and son-in-law. This morning we spent some time trying to figure out the maze of plumbing in […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Lifeemily, flooring, Home Improvement, home maintaintance, plumbing, tools

If Only They Could Use Their Knowledge for Good

December 9, 2013December 10, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

If it looks like a gun and holds cartridges like a gun and shoots like a gun, it must be a gun–right? Well, not so fast.  While shopping for the Hubby’s Christmas presents which always involves […]

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13 CommentsLifestylecartridges, funny, gifts, gun manufacturers, guns, humor, humoroutcasts, screwdrivers, tools, weapons

What Women Want: Paint Rollers?

October 14, 2012October 16, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

  What Women Want: Normally, this would be the lead-in to some sex article about finding the elusive G-spot, but not this time.  No, this declaration of female need was on the packaging of a […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleclothes, handymen, highlights, humor, ladders, makeup, paint rollers, tools, Want, women

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