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The Myth of the Reliable Contractor

March 6, 2018March 6, 2018 Tim Jones

I thought I saw a reliable contractor once. Turns out he was hammered. My point is this: Ever notice how most contractors are a little flaky? Doesn’t matter whether it’s the guy installing a new […]

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What Women Want: Paint Rollers?

October 14, 2012October 16, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

  What Women Want: Normally, this would be the lead-in to some sex article about finding the elusive G-spot, but not this time.  No, this declaration of female need was on the packaging of a […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleclothes, handymen, highlights, humor, ladders, makeup, paint rollers, tools, Want, women

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