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Tag: Home Improvement

That’s a House Of a Different Color

October 27, 2024October 27, 2024 Mark R Hunter

I recently stumbled across a blog I wrote in 2006 (!), and I thought I’d reprint it to show how my summers haven’t gotten all that worse in recent years: They were always worse.   […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyleat home, children, cleaning, don't try this at home, Home Improvement, home improvement humor, home improvement projects, kids, old homes, Paint, painting

Trapped in the Land of Do-It-Yourselfers

January 24, 2023January 20, 2023 Tim Jones

I don’t like to brag. But I’m a bit of a home improvement guru. Be it erecting a backyard fence or wallpapering the bedroom, I can do just about any project with minimal mistakes. And […]

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1 CommentEveryday LifeDIY, do-it-yourselfers, Home Improvement, home repairs

A Sign I Have Too Much Time on My Hands

November 1, 2018November 1, 2018 Tim Jones

Do you know the distance from my house to the South Pole? Of course, you don’t. But I do. That’s because I recently erected a giant sign pole complete with weather vane in my front […]

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Everyday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylehobbies, Home Improvement, leisure, Suburbia

Nice Fall, Have a Good Trip

October 27, 2017October 27, 2017 Mark R Hunter

It was a strange day, in that I did home maintenance work, but didn’t get hurt. Not exactly. I closed all the storm windows, and replaced some screens. I still have creases in some of […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Lifeautumn, epic fail, falls, Home Improvement, home maintenance, home maintenance fail, maintenance fail, medical stuff

Revenge of the Water Heater

May 19, 2017May 19, 2017 Mark R Hunter

The thing about a water heater is that it’s supposed to heat water–hence the name–and then hold aforementioned heated water until you let it out. If the water gets out before you want it to, […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, TechnologyHome Improvement, home maintenance, maintenance, maintenance fail, plumbing, tools, water heaters

Worst Home Maintenance Fail Ever, Explosions Excluded

May 15, 2017May 15, 2017 Mark R Hunter

When I opened my blog this morning, I found that all my visitor stats had disappeared. (They popped back into existence a few hours later, having apparently undergone some kind of existential crisis. I’ve been […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Technologydon't try this at home, epic fail, Home Improvement, home maintenance, maintenance, plumbing, tools

Water Heater Mayhem

April 26, 2017April 26, 2017 Mark R Hunter

A certain percentage of the population will insist that if they can do something, it’s easy for anyone to do. Example: I take a woodworking class in high school (because an industrial arts class was […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyle, TechnologyHome Improvement, home maintenance, maintenance, maintenance fail, power tools, tools

Holy Hole, Batman

October 9, 2016October 9, 2016 Mark R Hunter

The short version is, a sinkhole opened up in my back yard. More disturbing, it was only a few feet from the side of my house. Not to worry, though—it was just a small sinkhole. […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Technologycesspit, holes, Home Improvement, home maintenance, lawns, plumbing, sewage, sinkholes

Your pain lesson for the day

October 8, 2015October 8, 2015 Mark R Hunter

I proved I was over my sinus infection yesterday by going out and doing four hours of yard work. Even better, I have a brand new hedge trimmer that’s tiny and lightweight, so I could […]

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6 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Words to Think Uponhealth advice, Home Improvement, medical stuff, pain, power tools, sinuses, yard work

Are You A Handywoman? Take This Simple Test and See!

August 22, 2015August 22, 2015 Roz Warren

As I was reading “Not Your Mother’s Book on Home Improvement,” a recent collection of light-hearted essays by (primarily) middle-aged female do-it-yourselfers, it became abundantly clear to me that, unlike the women who tell their […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Lifedo it yourself, fixit, Home Improvement, home repair, humor, Not Your Mother's Book Home Improvement

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