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That’s a House Of a Different Color

October 27, 2024October 27, 2024 Mark R Hunter

I recently stumbled across a blog I wrote in 2006 (!), and I thought I’d reprint it to show how my summers haven’t gotten all that worse in recent years: They were always worse.   […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestyleat home, children, cleaning, don't try this at home, Home Improvement, home improvement humor, home improvement projects, kids, old homes, Paint, painting

Burning Down The House

February 9, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

The other day something happened to my gas furnace. It started making a strange squealing noise, so I turned the thermostat down to zero. I picked up the user manual and paged through it, mostly […]

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3 CommentsGood Clean Funhome improvement humor, skin graft

More Proof that My House is Falling Apart: Bugs in the Toilet

April 23, 2011October 1, 2017 Maria Roth

My “friends” are having some problems with their house. They already spent $8,000 fixing the leaky foundation, and they already tore down the rotten covered porch in the back and added some bushes in front. […]

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