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Author: Maria Roth

My kids call me Mommy. My friends call me Maria. I don't have any enemies because I'm perfect in every way. I prefer Donald Duck over Mickey Mouse and Daffy Duck over Bugs Bunny, but ducks aren't my favorite animal. I dream of writing a novel that outsells TWILIGHT. How hard can it be?

Why Weren’t Any Famous People Born on My Birthday?

October 14, 2017 Maria Roth

My Depraved Search for a Celebrity Birthday-Buddy Guess what? I was born on the same day as Argentinian basketball player Emanuel Ginobili. Aren’t you impressed? Not yet? I also share a birthday with a Finnish […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebirthday humor, celebrity birthdays, same birthday

Edward Jacoberg: A Horror Story

October 9, 2017October 9, 2017 Maria Roth

This story is our latest entry into our Humor Meets Horror Month. We love when Maria Roth comes to visit HO. She is a talented writer in so many genres. Enjoy this chilling tale!   […]

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2 CommentsFictionfunny stories, halloween humor, horror story, humor meets horror, scary story

My Perfect Mother’s Day

May 6, 2011October 1, 2017 Maria Roth

(You Pick the Ending!) Mother’s Day; Sunday, May 8, 2011, 10:23 a.m. I wake up. My alarm didn’t go off and my daughter didn’t yell in my ear to wake me up. No, for once, […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean FunMother's Day, mother's day humor

YummySlim Diet Candy and Powerbra Present the Miss Supermom USA Pageant

April 25, 2011October 15, 2017 Maria Roth

Mario: Welcome back! We’re midway through the talent competition, and things are really heating up! Before the break, Miss Oregon Mom, Julie Banks, left us all speechless and earned perfect 10’s for her stunning talent: […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Lifestylemother's day humor, supermom

More Proof that My House is Falling Apart: Bugs in the Toilet

April 23, 2011October 1, 2017 Maria Roth

My “friends” are having some problems with their house. They already spent $8,000 fixing the leaky foundation, and they already tore down the rotten covered porch in the back and added some bushes in front. […]

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11 CommentsEveryday Lifehome improvement humor, my house is falling apart

“Hop” Teaches Kids Important Facts About Easter

April 19, 2011October 15, 2017 Maria Roth

When I took my kids to see the movie Hop a few weeks ago, I thought I already knew everything there was to know about Easter. Twelve years of Catholic school had taught me that […]

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11 CommentsLifestyle, Movies & TV2011 Hop movie, Easter humor, Hop 2011 movie review

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