Unicorn Bites 8/8/14

Wife: I think I’m a very forgiving person Me: You stabbed me over paint Wife: Next time learn the difference between eggshell & off white. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 8, 2014 [4-year-old daughter talks […]

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Hand-made

With Valentines Day fast approaching, I’ve been wondering what to get that special someone in my life but for a change, I’m not going to buy myself something. Instead I will do something original for […]

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Paint problems don’t get nearly as much coverage as they deserve but just like Nuns and Clowns, they do exist.

Einstein proved that the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside the average genius is expanding at the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside my head, ipso facto – I’m an average genius. It took me […]

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