That’s a House Of a Different Color
I recently stumbled across a blog I wrote in 2006 (!), and I thought I’d reprint it to show how my summers haven’t gotten all that worse in recent years: They were always worse. […]
Tag: Paint
Unicorn Bites 8/8/14
Wife: I think I’m a very forgiving person Me: You stabbed me over paint Wife: Next time learn the difference between eggshell & off white. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 8, 2014 [4-year-old daughter talks […]
Paint problems don’t get nearly as much coverage as they deserve but just like Nuns and Clowns, they do exist.
Einstein proved that the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside the average genius is expanding at the rate of Bon Jovi hatred inside my head, ipso facto – I’m an average genius. It took me […]